Gluten Free Bits a Photo Essay

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 11/11/2016 at 15:25 • Filed to: organic, gluten

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With so many ingredients missing it’s amazing there is anything left to make a mushy little ball of snack. So far so good. I’ll see if they produce excessive off gassing in the next few hours.

Front of package

Back of package.

wiffleballtony > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 15:28

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It looks like dung beetle rolls.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > wiffleballtony 11/11/2016 at 15:31

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They don’t taste like bit size truffles either.

Dave the car guy , still here > wiffleballtony 11/11/2016 at 15:32

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Its scary that I thought the same thing.

wiffleballtony > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 15:34

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Do they taste nutty?

wiffleballtony > Dave the car guy , still here 11/11/2016 at 15:34

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Organic AND free range

Dave the car guy , still here > wiffleballtony 11/11/2016 at 15:35

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VERY organic!

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > wiffleballtony 11/11/2016 at 15:35

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They taste like dates and figs with some coconut on the outside, just a hint of choclate. My insides aren’t too fond of high fiber so we’ll see how this goes.

wiffleballtony > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 15:38

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It’s a perfect circle. You eat the poop, make poop and then beetles roll it back up for packaging.

Sam > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 15:46

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Are they really called Gluten Free Bites Bites? Must’ve been the same guy that name the Ferrari Enzo Ferrari and Ferrari LaFerrari

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Sam 11/11/2016 at 15:49

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Good observation, they obliviously thing highly of their bits.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 15:49

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Isn’t there already a company called GFB? Go Fast Bits?

Xyl0c41n3 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 16:36

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One of the most interesting things I’ve ever seen a “gluten free” label on was a package of chorizo. It’s pork sausage! Pretty much the only ingredients are pork, pork fat, and more pork. With some added pork fat for good measure.

Party-vi > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/11/2016 at 16:39

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non-GMO? Why? No one has grown an extra hand from eating GMOs in the last two decades.

wiffleballtony > Party-vi 11/11/2016 at 18:13

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21 years ago we were sprouting extra hands like crazy. I had to have mine removed.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Party-vi 11/11/2016 at 18:52

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Come to think of it, a third hand would come in handy.

Svart Smart, traded in his Smart > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/29/2016 at 01:20

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Are they actually bite-sized, or do you have to bite into each Bite?